Danielle Demarco posing in hot lingerie.

Miss Howard TV - January

Howard announced Danielle DeMarco as Miss Howard TV for January and recognized that she was the same girl from the Benji Yule Log video . Just like the last time, he said that this girl is marriage material. And in typical Artie fashion, he put down his Lucky Burger and said his most recent catch phrase: "that's the hottest chick i've ever seen." Robin then chimed in and said that Artie says the same thing every time a Miss Howard TV girl comes in and Artie said "well Robin, what am I a fuckin poet?".

Artie tried to work his way in and found out that she is a hairdresser from Jersey and tried to use that angle to get a date with her. Robin came right out and asked her if she would be willing to go out to dinner with Artie, and she said yes.

At the end of the segment, Artie was annoyed and frustrated because he feels like a girl that hot is unattainable and only said that she would go out with Artie because she was on the air. But Teddy walked in with her phone number and it seemed to turn Artie into a happy hamburger-eating man again.

Danielle Demarco posing in hot lingerie.