I Look Like A Lesbian & My Definition Of What A Male Lesbian Is

More notably than ever before, it has been bought to my attention that I in fact 'look like a lesbian'. This truly has me stumped. I'm not entirely sure what constitutes to the 'look of a lesbian'. I thought the stereotype of a lesbian was the 'butch lesbian'. I imagine this as a sort of blokey looking woman, wearing blokey clothes with a pretty blokey haircut. Apparently not, unless I look like a woman who is trying to look like a man?

I really feel like this should offend me but I'm not really sure what to think! I mean it was obviously (hopefully) said as a joke, but there must be some substance. Even some guy I didn't know in Wetherspoon said it looked like me and Kim were a lesbian couple! It's outrageous!

I think I actually kind of like the idea of looking like a lesbian. I'm not quite sure but it makes me laugh, and I suppose I do sometimes act a little bit camp. Well at least I'm not what I would define a male lesbian as being.

I would say that a 'male lesbian' is a guy who dresses and acts like a stereotypical gay man in the way that he acts exceptionally and usually unnecessarily camp and just conforms to every gay stereotype possible. All with the intentions of using it to get girlfriends because every straight guy knows that 'girls love a gay guy'.

It would explain why 'guidos' seem to get so many hot girls. I suppose in a way, all Guido guys are lesbians. But then if a girl goes out with a male lesbian, would that make her a regular lesbian? Where does it end? Would a girl who dresses like a boy so she can sleep with guys who like manly girls be a 'female gayman'?

It's the important questions like these that keep me up at night.