10 Things That I Wouldn't Complain About If You Bought Them For Me (Part 2)

Well I really quite enjoyed doing this kind of list last time round, so I figured I'd get on it again as I have found at least 10 more items that I like.

Enough small talk; let's get on it!

1. NES Controller Coffee Table.

Yeah, I know. I enjoy the NES quite a lot, and there have been so many things that have been made out of parts of it in terms of furniture. I've seen bed sheets, a console coffee table and a bunch of other stuff, but this was my favourite. You know what's best? The buttons actually work. I mean, obviously the connection bit is going to be too big to work with your NES, and the control is far too big for it to be any actual use, but they are functional none-the-less. If I could put my coffee on anything in the world, it would be that.

2. Etch-A-Sketch iPhone Case.

For this one, I would actually need to get an iPhone, and then download an Etch-A-Sketch app. I just really like the idea of it. I saw another case, which looked like an old camera, and another one which made the iPhone look as though the back had been taken off. I think this one is a little more representitive of me though. I don't actually have an etch-a-sketch, so it probably would have made more sense to put one of those on here, but I only just thought of that, so I didn't/haven't and won't. But yeah, if you're wanting to buy me something a bit cheaper than an iPhone with a case, etch-a-sketch is the way to my heart.

3. Kate Nash "Cake? Nash" Teacup.

I love tea. I love tea cups. I love cake. And I love Kate Nash! This is a combination of four different things that I love. If you couldn't tell, the picture is of a cake with Kate Nash's haristyle. Does that make the cake sexy? I'm not sure, and if anything it would render the cake un-eatable. So I suppose the idea of Cake Nash is good in theory, but fairly flawed in practice. Now on to me saying something fairly disgusting sounding and quite vulgar. Anyone who knows me in person probably knows what voice I would say this in. "I don't know about Cake Nash, but I would definitely eat Kate Nash's cake!"

4. Zombie Poetry Magnets.

I don't know if you ever saw those magnet sets you can buy, which come with loads of words and letters, so you could write poetry or sentences or messages or whatever you wanted to write. Well they do a bloody zombie edition (no joke intended)! We used to have the regular ones at my house, but I would have much rather had been writing zombie stories than poetry about tables and shit. I love what the person wrote in the stock image; "His head is taste y".

5. Lightsaber Chopsticks.

I'm not really that much of a Star Wars fan to be honest. The racing game they had in the arcades/on the N64 was pretty beast though. But yeah, I've never really been a huge fan at all, I don't know any of the storylines and I only know a couple of characters. I do, however, love lightsabers. I don't know why, but I do. I can't use chopsticks, but I do want to learn. I think if I had these chopsticks, I would end up like some kind of chopstick Jedi or something. I do wish I liked Star Wars better, because there is so much cool merchandisey stuff. I just don't like the idea of being a bit of a poser with it.

6. Alex From Clockwork Orange Plush.

Feast ya' glazzies on this, droogies! Considering he's such a little bastard, he is probably one of the coolest characters ever. I like how the people who made this somehow managed to make him look cute, but still slightly intimidating. He has that little glint of rape capability in his eyes; still keen for a bit of the ol' ultra violence! The age thing says "5+", which I quite like. If I had a kid, they would be getting this as their first stuffed animal-y thing because you know they wouldn't understand it, but you'd essentially be teaching them a neccesary life lesson about rape and ultra-violence. Maybe it's best I don't ever become a parent, eh?

7. Moustache Light Bulb Things.

I don't even know what these are called or classed as, or where I found the picture, but I love them. I hope they aren't a conceptual product or anything, because they need to be real. If I had a flat or something, I think I'd want a room with lightbulbs littering the ceiling, with these moustaches on them. I'd love to meet whoever it is that thinks up all these moustache related products. I don't think I would ever even think to put a moustache on a lightbulb; that's just crazy talk!

8. "Fold Your Own Zombie" 2011 Calendar.

I know we're already into the second month, but I still need a calendar. And it's not like this is a calendar where you only have the picture up for that month, and then never see it again. I think you pull the page out, and it's cut so you can fold it into a little paper craft Zombie. I have a fairly unknown enjoyment of paper-craft, but I never get to make them because my printer is out of ink, and the college printer only has cartridge paper. I found a little thing for a 'ceiling cat' paper craft and I want to do that. Maybe I'll take some pictures. But yeah, this calendar is the bomb.

9. Pac-Man Alarm Clock.

WAKAWAKAWAKAWAKA! I love Pac-Man, he's just this little happy circle-with-a-slice-out-of-it thing what goes round eating little pills and being chased by the ghosts of people he has presumably killed in the past, and then when he gets the really big pill, he plucks up enough courage to chase them back and eat them and that. It's brilliant. Imagine being woken up by that terrifying war-cry of WAKAWAKA! I think if you could find some pyjamas that make you look like one of the ghosts, it would make the experience that much more real. Who needs to be awoken gently, when they could just have the total shit scared out of them?

10. Peanut Butter & Jelly Wallet.

This is probably my favourite thing ever. I found these online about a year or two ago, and I actually had the money in the bank to buy one, but then the shop sold out and I never got round to getting one. This is seriously the coolest wallet you could ever hope to own. On the outside, it looks like bit of bread, and you open it up and there is PB+J! It looks just like one of the best fucking sandwiches you could ever hope to have! And it is useful. I want this ever so much! I'd like to see someone try and eat it and then you could be all like, "You're so silly! That isn't a real sandwich. Despite it being a fairly true to life representation of a PBJ sandwich, it is infact, a wallet!"