The News Needs To Stop Rubbing My Nose In It

Bloody hell guys! I get the message already! It's snowing everywhere in the fucking country but here. Just stop talking about it.

Just to rub it in some more, here is a picture of some snow and a man. He's walking because his car has got snow on it.

I think my least favourite thing about us not having snow in Torbay yet is that EVERYONE else in the Country is being prevented from going to work or school because it's too dangerous, and I mean literally everybody.

I don't know if anyone has seen the full extent of our snow yet? We had a tiny bit on Sunday night which settled on the cars and was barely enough to draw a penis in, and then a little bit on Wednesday night at about 3am which left one patch in my back garden.
One fucking patch?! Is that it? If that's all you plan on leaving, don't even bloody bother next time. I'd rather have nothing than ever-so-slightly-more-than-nothing.

One good thing to come from this, that really did make me laugh happened on one of these gloat-fests you and I know as The News. The presenter was talking about the snow causing dangers, and then the snow fell off of a roof in some village somewhere and you see two guys brushing themselves off, before picking up an old woman who was knocked to the ground. I found myself laughing for some time. It's when you laugh at an old woman being knocked over by falling snow that you know there is a permanent reservation for you in hell. But that's what she gets for having snow when we don't, I suppose.

"Damn snow thinking it owns the place. That stuff needs to learn respect for its elders"

I need to watch out for Karma, I think.